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Survival Strategies For The Unknown Screenwriter: The Front Door
Dec 22nd, 2010 by paul peditto

A quick Christmas wish from the folks at Script Gods Must Die…

I know you’re not exactly in screenwriting mode at the moment, but at year’s end it can’t hurt to give some thought to where you stand with your writing, and where you want to go from here. We’ve talked about Format and Structure here at Script Gods. These are things that can be taught, that can be learned. The harder battle is the business end. This is where we’ll be concentrating in 2011. For those of you without agents or contacts, you Unknown Screenwriters, we will try to examine some strategies to get your scripts read and, hopefully, made in the upcoming year.

Some of you may have just knocked off a new screenplay. You took six months (ok, a year, who’s counting?!) to finish the damned thing. By the end you didn’t even want to look at it. Now you just want to get it out there and see what the world has to say about it. Which leaves you thinking:

Ahhhhh, who am I sending it to? What do I do now?

Trying to answer that simple question is equivalent to trying to solve the mysteries of Bigfoot, or the Stone Idols of Easter Island.

Your Indy feature, let’s say, can be budgeted at one million dollars. Less if you trim scenes, cut expenses to the bone. Maybe you’re thinking you’ll just get the script to an agent who will send it out to a major star to secure financing and…

D.B . Cooper…crop circles…


Ok, maybe you called and the agents weren’t exactly interested in your un-financed idea. That’s ok,  you’ll just go directly to production companies. They’re sure to respond to your telephone inquiries…

Stonehenge…the quatrains of Nostradamus…


No interest there either? Hell with them. You’ll send out directly to Drew Barrymore, she’d be perfect for this part and you can mail it to her production company without the help of an agent and…

The Sphinx of Giza… spontaneous human combustion…

No dice again? Well jez, you didn’t realize how hard it would be to raise a lousy million dollars.

There must be a way, some bright, incandescent A-list star of sufficient magnitude who can get a movie greenlite and who will commit to the project to draw financing.

Just one problem, and it’s the essential Catch 22 of Hollywood: You need a star to get bankrolled, but you can’t get the star until you’re bankrolled. Not without the connections Unknown Screenwriters don’t have.

Sure, there are tons of small-budget “credit card” movies made without stars. For the moment let’s assume I’m talking about a million dollar, non-credit card script, a script that must roll through the front door of movie financing.

What are some front door marketing approaches? What can you do when you’re the Unknown Screenwriter, with zero contacts or credits? How can you make it happen?

We’ll talk more about these traditional, front door methods in 2011:

  • QUERY LETTERS
  • SCREENPLAY CONTESTS
  • SCREENWRITING EXPO/PITCHFESTS
  • COLD CALLS TO PRODUCTION COMPANIES

One last word though: Everybody tries the front door. Everybody knows they need an agent and will have to write a query letter. This is exactly why your chances of getting an agent with a query letter are about the same as you getting intimate with Tiger Woods in a sand trap on the 18th green of Amen Corner.

And with that Christmas image of Tiger Woods in mind, I’ll leave you alone and wish you a happy, healthy and SANE Christmas…

See you all in 2011!

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Screenwriting Keys: 7: Taking and Giving Notes
Dec 9th, 2010 by paul peditto

Taking notes sucks.

When I began writing I was awful at taking notes. It was hard to sit there and listen to six months of work get dissected, hammered at, picked away at, and otherwise nitpicked. Some self-anointed expert rides in, spends three hours in the world you created making judgments, collects a fee and rides off into the sunset, leaving you with a dent in your bank account and six months of rewrites. Screw that!

Over the years, I pretty much did a 180 on this thinking. I came to welcome notes. I came to appreciate the time people put in trying to help me to my goal, which was to become a working screenwriter.

So how did this metamorphosis come about?

I believe it was Fellini who talked about the three movies: The movie imagined by the creators, the movie made, and the movie perceived by the audience. Three very different movies.

When I consult with a writer on their script, our note sessions (three hours, often by phone) are valuable if only for answering these three questions:

1:  What is the movie in the writer’s mind?

2:  What is the movie I read, objectively, that the writer delivered on paper?

3:  How can we bridge questions 1 and 2, and bring out the movie in your mind for future readers and an audience?

Note-giver and taker usually come at the process from opposite ends. You, the writer, know your world inside-out. If anything, you’re too close to it. What is needed, and what is of value, is a set of objective eyes. Someone who will not bullshit you. Someone who can be critical but who can also write; someone who offers solutions, not just problems. This is the job of giving notes.

Taking notes is an art. Some Hollywood finochio (or worse, minimum-wage earning ex-Film & Video student) ripping it to shreds over his triple espresso. Good Reader, I get your frustration, 100%.

Here’s what I recommend you do: Question authority.

You are allowed to make sure the person giving you this invaluable advice isn’t a mental midget. I mean, what qualifies them? Who are they?

I’d suggest you develop an “inner circle” of people you trust; people who won’t bullshit you (no Moms in the inner circle), people who have some experience with writing or critique or movies. You’re not paying them so you’re at their mercy when it comes to when you get the notes back, what the “notes” are, or if they’re of any use. Look for correspondences in what people say. If you give it to five people and all have a problem with your female lead, that’s where you need to focus the rewrite. If all five give you five different problems, well, that’s where it gets tricky. I always liked what Pinter said on this subject. Paraphrasing:

“When I get 10 different notes from 10 people, I do the 11th thing.”

This is where you might consider a “professional.” You’re paying, so there’s accountability. A consultant will bring objectivity and a track record. Usually they have a terrific website too, which must mean they’re for real (!) The danger is that with objectivity you get distance. I mean, you never meet these folks. You talk to them afterward, what, a single hour on the phone? You get a package of notes back and are left to interpret what it’s supposed to mean.

I’ve been a script analyst for nine years. I’d recommend, if you’re looking to hire someone, that you find a consultant with whom you have access. Can you email the script analyst directly? Is there a telephone conference? Are there line notes that you can read written into the script? With the bigger sites you won’t get this personal attention. You won’t have a clue who actually read your script, nor if they were in a foul-mood when they read the script you spent four months writing. You’ll never know. When looking for a professional, look for access.

One last thing about taking notes…

Don’t defend. You paid for notes, listen to the notes! That’s not to say you have to agree with every note. You don’t. But you should at least listen to what the objective reader has to say. Otherwise, why pay for the opinion?

Don’t get angry. Don’t take it personally. Don’t explain what you meant to do. The script in its present form may not work for the reader. The question is: How do we get it to where it needs to be?

The reader has a responsibility to give notes in the context of your movie. If I read your script, I don’t talk about what I think it should be. Notes should be within the bounds of the existing story. What you don’t want to hear is, “It’s not working as an apple. I’d go with a tangerine, maybe a whole fruit salad.” “Your kitchen-sink drama about Italian-gelato-vendors-in-space isn’t working for me. I’m seeing it more as a musical period-piece set in France…” If you’re hearing the equivalent of this, well, you’re screwed. Too late to cancel that Paypal payment?

I like to tell clients: You don’t have take a single note of mine. I’m just one opinion.   I might be wrong.

But I might be right.

Keep an open mind.

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Screenwriting Keys: 6: Screenwriting, Italian-Barber Style
Dec 5th, 2010 by paul peditto

I write every day. Italian Barber style. Think about how an Old School barber goes at your head. Far more methodical than stylish, right? He doesn’t go through once and pull the sheet. He goes over it and over it, as many times as it takes. Then he clips the sideburns, gives you a shave and a powder, even tries to spray that sticky styling crap in your hair if you don’t wave him off fast enough. It’s a complete and thorough job and doesn’t vary from head to head. This can be applied to writing…

I know when it’s time to stop a writing session. My body basically shuts down. I stare at the screen and nothing is forthcoming, zippo, can’t find a dialogue solution or the right phrase. I’ll try some last dialogue, which is usually placeholder dialogue. It’s awful, absolute crap. But it’s something. Next day, I go back at it, pick up from where I left off. I firm up the placeholder dialogue into a less pungent  form of crap. Following day, back over the same words until it stops smelling altogether and starts to achieve a shape. Over and over it, like my Italian barber.

There’s a scene in Amadeus that speaks to this. It’s where the producer, begging Mozart for his music, freaks out, ‘I’m paying these people!” and Mozart replies, “It’s done…it’s up here…” pointing to his head. Done, in his head. Music like this…

Very few of us write it perfectly the first time. It takes craft, which is just a mix of patience and talent. And don’t forget the lesson last week about energy. If writing is a priority you’ve got to find those strong A-Energy hours during the week.

Also, don’t forget: While you might not be Mozart, you should endeavor to write the movie that’s already shot in your head. You’re making the read see a movie, not read a script, get it? Keep it flowing with images and minimal clunky screenwriting technical jargon. That means no CUT TO’s, limited BACK TO BILL’s or INSERTS, write clean MONTAGES or FLASH imagery. Keep me in the flow of the story. Your movie already exists; you’re just laying it down on paper. Write it as you see it, visual as hell, funny, fast, bold, brisk and bright.

Work your craft like an Italian barber, you can’t go wrong. Unless your barber looks like this…

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